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Post by josephine cressida on Jul 19, 2011 22:55:01 GMT -7
erin, emma s., citizen
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FULL NAME josephine lorraine cressida.
NICKNAMES josie, jo, lo-down and dirty.
CURRENT AGE twenty.
DATE OF BIRTH august first, 1991.
HOMETOWN seaside heights, NJ.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS non committal.
MOTHER cecilia cressida (née washington), 49, legal secretary.
FATHER garrett cressida, 51, landscaper.
SIBLINGS jerome samuel cressida, twenty one.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS oscar, two, guinea pig.
GROCERY LIST
1. conditioner
2. tampons
3. strawberry häagen-daz icecream
4. coffee filters
5. milk
MOST RECENT PURCHASES
1. 'just go with it' dvd
2. webcam
3. V.S. panties
4. blue raspberry slushie
5. spearmint chewing gum
SURVEY
what's your idea of fun?
amusement parks.
what's the best thing about your hometown?
the people.
currently, you're obsessed with/about...
weight.
INTERVIEW
"josephine lorraine.... what can i say about my josie? well, she's a little spit fire, i'll say that. but she had a hard time, growing up, because she was always had trouble with her weight. she gave herself a hard time about it and i don't think she enjoyed being a kid as much as any kid would. she's definitely come a long way since middle school and has grown in a precious daughter. josie is such a sweetheart and is a very strong person. but once she hit eighteen, i swear, i never saw that child. jo is not like her brother, not at all. she's not responsible. as for a twenty year old, i'd expect more from her, but then again, i never see her anymore...."
cecilia cressida, fourty nine
"patience is needed in this relationship. however, her imagination skills are pretty precocious. jo's ideas of fun consist of skinny dipping in freezing cold lakes, offering failed cooking attempts to the neighbors, and just other stupid things. she's also got a serious attitude towards things and takes things to the heart. she can be difficult to figure out sometimes which is annoying as hell but knows how to have a good time. our relationship didn't work out, because, personally, she's shit about sticking with it and i broke up with her on the spot. sure i'm a jerk, but she's a bitch when she wants to be and really needs to get her license taken away 'cause the girl can't drive."
kayden winters, twenty four
"she always introduces herself as 'josie: short for josephine, long for jo.' it drives me up the fucking wall. she's got this very prominent laugh and is always sporting jeggings. she's my bitch, and i love her. i've known her since high school, and i don't really remember when or where, or even why for that matter, but josie is an irreplaceable friend. i should probably mention the fights we've gotten into or all the money and shit she owes me, but that all comes with the friendship... plain and simple, jo is just a fun person to be around."
morgan b, nineteen
"... don't like her brother, don't like her. not a fan of the cressida's...."
a.c. rhodes, twenty two
PERSONAL
but really, i am...
a fucking wizard who attends hogwarts and drinks butterbeer with BAMF neville -i'd like to suck your neck- longbottom..
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